Couldn't be bothered for a novel. Here are the night's highlights.

Edited.

#1 Shot glass tower that fell on some drunken Germans head

: lolcount: +1

#2 Spent $5 on an awesome plastic air horn.

#3 Spent half an hour practising and using my "trumpet mating" call.

#4 Blew into my airhorn until my ears popped. Drunk Austrian bitch says, "Shove it up your ass mate"

#6 Blew into a big black cunt's ear. With my air horn of course.

: lolcount: +3

#7 Won a bracelet. Fell apart when I shook my mates hand. Opening lines of conversation "You broke my fucking bracelet, cunt"

: lolcount: +1

And, #8.... I'll let SMS post the story, for the shame of it haunts me.

: P.P.P.S Goodbye my lovers, Goodbye my friends.