Couldn't be bothered for a novel. Here are the night's highlights.
Edited.
#1 Shot glass tower that fell on some drunken Germans head
: lolcount: +1
#2 Spent $5 on an awesome plastic air horn.
#3 Spent half an hour practising and using my "trumpet mating" call.
#4 Blew into my airhorn until my ears popped. Drunk Austrian bitch says, "Shove it up your ass mate"
#6 Blew into a big black cunt's ear. With my air horn of course.
: lolcount: +3
#7 Won a bracelet. Fell apart when I shook my mates hand. Opening lines of conversation "You broke my fucking bracelet, cunt"
: lolcount: +1
And, #8.... I'll let SMS post the story, for the shame of it haunts me.
: P.P.P.S Goodbye my lovers, Goodbye my friends.
SpeedMetalSandwich
STORY TIME EVERYBODY GATHER THE FUCK AROUND!
So HTID decides to go take a massive shit before we leave, we all wait for him as he goes to one of them portable toilets, anyway, he opens the door, and from where we were standing had no clue what was going on. When he came back, he told us he had just walked up opened the door and found a chick sitting on the toilet. What makes this hilarious is, that instead of closing the door straight away (like any considerate or slightly normal person would do) he stood there for about 5 minutes, saying sorry, then closed the door.
Secks.
HTID
My shame has just been posted on NG. Thanks Sex cheeks.